Logan Paul is woke now.

While his brother, who totally hates guns, tries to figure out if it was racist of him to win a boxing match, someone told Logan that "anti-racism" is a thing people are saying now and he should totally get on that. So, here he is getting on that.

I am embarrassed that it's taken me 25 years to realize this: It is not enough to be "not racist." You have to be anti-racist.

To be fair, "anti-racist" has only been a leftist buzzword for about a year. So Paul is off the hook for the first twenty-four years of his life. As for his sudden revelation, that's just something the dude read someone else say on Twitter. Maybe he only just learned to read. That would be something to be embarrassed over.

Friends, hold friends accountable. Hold your family accountable. Hold yourself accountable.

M'kay. "Racism is bad" is all of our default positions. But I'll double-check with everyone if it would make Logan feel good.

If you're white, if you look like me, use your privilege! And for those who do not think white privilege exists, you are f*cking blind and you are part of the problem.

I mean, Logan Paul is white and makes a kajillion dollars turning on a camera and being a dick. He kinda has a point. Think about all the money he made fighting Floyd Mayweather as opposed to all the black fighters who are still grinding it out on the amateur circuit. I'm sure they'd like to discuss this with him.

Acknowledge and weaponize your privilege.

Someone should tell Logan Paul about biracial children being taught in school that one of their parents is evil. Have him point to the privilege there.

Did Logan Paul read a book, or did someone give him "leftist catchphrase of the day" toilet paper as a gag? You be the judge. Another option is he watched Undercover Brother and is pretending to be Neil Patrick Harris's character after he saw Roots.

Knowing all this about America, its racially charged background, its inability to truly treat humans as equals even after 244 years since its inception. We must now work towards finding a solution. I do not have all the answers, but I do know now we have to reverse engineer the system.

Ten bucks say Logan Paul can count on zero hands how many non-looking like him people he comes across on a daily basis.

Feel free to spend bandwidth on taking Paul's opinion on anything seriously. I still refuse to acknowledge influencers as "actual people." I'd just like to picture Ibram X. Kendi and Christopher Rufo are together somewhere, enjoying a spot of tea, and finding common ground in saying "LOL" at Logan Paul.

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