Of everything the Trump has done in his time as president, I can't think of a better thing than appointing Mad Dog Mattis to head up our military. This strong, direct warhorse is unequaled in his badassedness. He has no problem telling off the fat man in North Korea, and he puts military effectiveness above being at the forefront of "tolerance and inclusion."

Just take a look at what he said while addressing some Navy sailors in Washington...

Speaking at an event at Naval Base Kitsap, in Washington state, “Mad Dog” Mattis told the sailors they would not regret their service and praised them for not being “some p*ssy sitting on the sidelines,” according to a transcript of his remarks released by the Pentagon.

“You will have some of the best days of your life and some of the worst days of your life in the U.S. Navy, you know what I mean?” he told the sailors.

“That means you’re living. That means you’re not some p*ssy sitting on the sidelines, you know what I mean, kind of sitting there saying, ‘Well, I should have done something with my life,’” he said.

“Because of what you’re doing now, you’re not going to be laying on a shrink’s couch when you’re 45 years old, saying ‘What the hell did I do with my life?’ Why? Because you served others, you served something bigger than you.”

That was beautiful...

How could anyone not love Mad Dog? If Rambo and Captain America had a baby on the Fourth of July and nursed him entirely on pureed steak, that child wouldn't be half as awesome as Mattis. I challenge you to find a bigger badass than the Mad Dog. But, I'll warn you outright. You will fail.

Leftists will undoubtedly be offended by Mad Dog's remarks. Because they're the pu**ies he's talking about. Our troops are the bravest of the brave, putting their lives on the line so we can keep on keepin' on. How do leftists repay veterans for their service? They stab them for looking like Nazis.

It might not be the most comforting thought. But, there's quite a few international asshats who would like to wipe the U-S-of-A off the map (read Obama Administration Knew North Korea Could Miniaturize Nukes and Russia, Iran Warn America: Cross OUR Red Lines in Syria, We’ll Respond ‘With Force’…).

Fortunately for us, we have the greatest military to ever walk the Earth standing in their way. And, if things ever come to fisticuffs with any of those maniacal button-pushers, I can't think of anyone I'd rather have calling the shots than Mad Dog Mattis.

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