A little ways back, a cringe-inducing video blew up on the YouTubes. It featured a showdown between a Trump supporter and a buzz-cutted social justice hippopotamus. Sporting a sweatsuit to accentuate her rolls. She stole his MAGA hat in broad daylight. Then squealed about it to student services.

Your first order of business after watching the video? Besides Googling to see if Goldberg from The Mighty Ducks got a sex change? It was probably looking for an icepick to ram up your nose. Before you lobotomize yourself, don't. The story has a happy ending:

A UC Riverside student who stole a peer’s Make America Great Again hat off his head and refused to give it back now faces steep legal consequences.

A criminal complaint provided to The College Fix by the Riverside County District Attorney’s Office states that Edith Macias has been charged with one misdemeanor count of grand theft for the September 27 incident.

The next court date on the matter is slated for March, and the maximum penalty Macias faces if convicted as currently charged is one year in county jail, a spokesman for the DA’s office told The Fix.

Sweet, sweet justice!

Unwashed leftist bubble-butts assume legalities don't apply when "protesting" conservatives. Which explains why this pre-diabetic warthog was flabbergasted when student services didn't award her a gold star for her thievery. I bet she had a lengthy cry afterwords. Consoled only by cuddling her service iguana.

MAGA hat or not, when you steal something, you're the baddie in the scenario. Fingers will point. People will call the cops. Charges are going to be filed. In the real world, consequences exist for leftists' douchery. This dingus had to learn that the hard way.

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