Imagine chasing after a car made by a company owned by a guy whose political opinions you don't like and not thinking that you are the assclown in the situation. You'd be this dinkus chasing after a Cybertruck in NYC. Whether or not he knows why he is angry is open for debate. Again, he lives in NYC. There is an above-average chance he is low-information, easily manipulated by social issues, and believes anything he sees on the Internet about people he is told to no longer like. Hence, cursing out a family in one of Elon Musk's creations.

As a parent, I can see this as a teachable moment for your children sitting in the backseat. "Kids, don't grow up to be like this. No one likes people who grow up like this."

I'm sure you've seen in the news, Cousin Elon has been a lightning rod for controversy. The billionaires who decide what the Democrats think that week don't like one of our billionaires disrupting the bureaucracy that they have spent decades on. After all, he is an unelected official. Only they are allowed unelected officials. And as is usually the case, "spontaneous" "protests" break out in the same poorly run progressive cities where they usually do.

Tesla stock has taken a tumble as a result. Well, a result of the news and a result of the left-wing terrorist attacks against Tesla dealerships and Teslas they see parked in the street. Such outrage over inanimate objects. They should consider therapy. I'd say they should consider going to the gym, but... you know, they're progressives who get angry an inanimate objects. The lack of upper body strength is implied.

At least Cousin Elon has friends who have his back.

I wish there were cameras to follow the man after the incident. If I were to guess, he was going to a vegan coffee shop to meet his wife and her boyfriend, where he bragged about what he did to everyone there.

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