It's not the most comforting thought, but there are evil dickbags out there intent on doing harm to you and your stuff. At any moment, one of those jagweeds can come crashing through your door with what intentions, God only knows. But, sometimes the breaker-inner gets a rude awakening, once they cross the threshold uninvited. Much to our delight, I might add. Take this numbnuts in Florida for example...

A Miami Gardens woman possibly saved her children's life earlier this month after an intruder broke into their home.

Surveillance video obtained Tuesday by Local 10 News shows a man entering the home March 4 while the mother of two was inside with her 10-year-old daughter and 3-year-old son.

The mother didn't hesitate to grab her shotgun.

"I will do anything to protect my family," the woman, who does not want to be identified, said.

The woman, who did not fire her gun, said she is still shaken up and frightened about the ordeal.

"All of the sudden I hear some banging noise. I thought it was my dreams or something," she said.

The woman said her instincts kicked in.

As her security cameras captured the man attempting to break into her home, she quickly rushed into her bedroom and grabbed her shotgun to protect her children.

"They were screaming and crying hysterically, because they were afraid of anything happening," she said.

The burglar quickly realized that he was in serious trouble after making it inside the home.

"He was running for his life and kept looking back, making sure I wasn't going to shoot him in the back," the woman said.

The perp should have known better. If you threaten the cubs, you'll have to deal with Mama Bear...

Wouldn't you just love it if you could take a peek into the crook's mind as this turn of events unfolded? I'm sure at the beginning he was feeling confident and determined to get his theft/rape/murder on. Then, he heard that familiar ch-ch sound of the shotgun pump being racked. The euphoria probably turned to fear, leading him to pull a 180 and sprint out the door, in the direction of safety and a new pair of Fruit Of The Looms.

There's just something that fills your heart with joy when you see bad guys get served their just desserts with whipped cream and a cherry on top. We write about such matters often (read BOOM! Good Samaritan Saves Cop Under Attack. Fills Perp Full Of Lead… and SWEET JUSTICE: Armed Robbers Target Quiet Neighborhood. Get Shot by CCW Holder…). You might say we have a bit of a fetish for justice. Can you blame us?

Guns are the greatest of equalizers. The sight of an 80-pound female wielding a scattergun is enough to send even the largest of blokes running for cover. Such is the awesomeness of the Second Amendment. Without her blunderbuss, the lass and her kiddies would have been at the bad guy's mercy. But, thanks to our pals over at Remington and Mossberg, she managed to promptly escort the baddie out.

Leftists, on the other hand, have more antiquated views of the Second Amendment...

NOT SUBSCRIBED TO THE PODCAST? FIX THAT! IT’S COMPLETELY FREE ON BOTH ITUNES HERE AND SOUNDCLOUD HERE.