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Let's cut right to the chase. If you are an adult male and you are having a meltdown in a McDonald's because you didn't get Pokemon cards in your Happy Meal, you are, in fact, the asshole. And that's even before punches get thrown.

When I say "IN" you say "CEL." My dude even said to "put it online," which we here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website are happy to oblige. These clicks don't bait themselves.

The best part about the bearded bro, let's call him "Goodman," telling the camerawoman to post her video on the line is that in his head, he thought that he was one being oppressed here. Goodman wanted a Happy Meal with Pokemon cards, and he got a donkey instead. I don't think they mean a real donkey. It must be a Canadian thing.

Goodman, who claimed to be sober and a "wise, wise man," says he is being TARGETED because they won't give him Pokemon cards, which led to this bit of classic dialogue.

Goodman: I want to press charge on McDonalds.

Woman: You are behaving worse than my disabled children, I'll tell you that.

Goodman: No, I'm not being worse than a sick child.

Here's where the Josh Allen fan gets involved, who was next in like and wanted to place his order.

Friends, you don't want to f*ck with Bills fans. The fact that our coach has so lost his team that they're leaking to the press about 9/11 references from four years ago, we're in a dark place. Goodman is lucky the guy in the Allen jersey hits as hard as the Bills offensive line does lately.

The guy in the Allen jersey is lucky Goodman hits exactly as hard as you would expect an adult male screaming about Pokemon and Happy Meals would hit.

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You expect these types of meltdowns at the Pizza Pizza. Not McDonalds.

Exit question. When people ask Goodman if he has a girlfriend, does he say, "Yes, but you wouldn't know her. She lives in America?"

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