Ask a progressive and they'll tell you Islam is the most peacefullest religion on this rock. While Muhammad fangirls are out marrying preteens, blowing up teenagers, and showing inappropriate affection to their goats, whiny sub-beta leftists in floral rompers defend their every move (see CHILLING: Facebook Shuts Down Ex-Muslims’ Page. For ‘Disrespecting Islam’… and ISIS Claims Credit for Manchester Attack. Leftists Worry About… Islamophobia). Well, have fun defending this uplifting Ramadan tale, chaps...

Translated from German:

The case: At around 5:55 PM two men from Syria attack the 33-year-old on Wednesday evening in the Achternstraße. The dispute escalates. One of the youngsters pulls out a knife and stabs the 33-year-old.

Police spokesman Stephan Klatte: "According to first findings, religious conflicts were the cause of the confrontation." According to BILD-information the men supposedly sweared at the victim: The man allegedly smoked and ate ice cream, which Muslims are not allowed to do during the fasting month "Ramadan".

The police arrested the fugitive suspects one hour after the offense in the area around the main street. The victim from Kreyenbrück leaves behind a pregnant woman and two children.

So much for the "religion of peace," eh? We have yet another recipient of Islamic "justice" who's deader than Kathy Griffins' piss-poor excuse of a career. All because he dared to enjoy a Marlboro and some delicious Haagen Dazs.

Sure, Islam is a religion of peace and reason. That is, unless you partake of some rolled up leaves and sugary dairy products. Or if you're a dude who's into dudes. Or if you suffer from a case of the rape. Should you commit one of those unthinkable crimes, Muslims will usually trade in their peace and reason hats for knives and big friggin' rocks.

The fine people of Deutschland only have more of this rich and vibrant culture to look forward to. For as long as they keep importing Islamists and ignoring the bodies piling up in ze Strasse. But hey, it's your head to lose, Fritz.

The idea of Islam being even remotely peaceful is a myth. Muslims aren't peaceful. Not even a little bit, bruh. If you don't believe me, simply wait until next week so we can talk about the half dozen fresh rapes and murders that will happen between now and then.

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