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I was having a good day today. It's the beginning of hoodie and shorts season. The niece is playing in another softball championship. And seven hours of commercial-free football starts right now (at 1:00). Then the tragic news hit. Maren Morris is QUITTING country music, and I can't even.

I'm sure I speak for all of us when I say:

Morris wants to be a part of a genre of music that is more "woke." One where they support exposing children to drag queens. And where when you mean girl someone's wife over having a bad opinion, she gets canceled instead of YOU being called an unlikable shrill harpy.

She gave an interview with the Los Angeles Times about why she is leaving. If you asked ChatGPT to write quotes about a singer complaining country music isn't woke, this is exactly what you'd get:

"People are streaming these songs out of spite. It’s not out of true joy or love of the music. It’s to own the libs. And that’s so not what music is intended for."

"Music is supposed to be the voice of the oppressed — the actual oppressed. And now it’s being used as this really toxic weapon in culture wars."

"I’ve said everything I can say."

Morris would be better off in pop music because the issue isn't with the country music industry as much as it is, like most other progressive twats, she hates being around anyone who has a different opinion than her. She'd be happier in the pop world where your PR team tells you what to think. Because her view of country music as one giant MAGA rally doesn't hold.

Jason Isbell ALSO criticized "Try That in a Small Town," and is an issue-by-issue lib. Yet, he still has a successful country music career selling out venues all across America, where people who disagree with him are able to enjoy his music. I'm one of them, and I make a healthy living owning the libs. (Note: I also enjoyed Maren's album "Girl" and that cut she did with Thomas Rhett).

Zach Bryan disagreed with the Right on the Dylan Mulvaney/Bud Light BREWhaha. His new album not only debuted at #1 and gave him a #1 song on the Hot 100, but EVERY SONG from his album ranked in the top 50. As Bryan said after meeting with Travis Tritt, who I'm sure is one of the artists Maren won't calm down about, "We disagree on some things and agree on some things and it seems the world did not end."

We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website wish Maren Morris well in her future endeavors. After her media tour sh*tting on country music fans and giving journalismers that narrative they're looking for, I'm sure she'll make a decently living being a warn-out, smudgy copy of Taylor Swift.

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Brodigan is Grand Poobah of this here website and when he isn't writing words about things enjoys day drinking, pro-wrestling, and country music. You can find him on the Twitter too.

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