Our favorite smugling made it into the news again. No, not for being named the "Most Punchable Billionare in the World." But close. This time Mark Zuckerberg is suing the people of Hawaii in an attempt to force them to give up their land... All so he can expand his tolerant kingdom of holier than thou-ness.

Zuckerberg paid around $100 million for 700 acres of rural beachfront land on Kauai two years ago to create what Forbes magazine described as a secluded family sanctuary, [but] he actually acquired a not-so-secluded property. Close to a dozen small parcels within Zuckerberg's estate are owned by kamaaina families who have rights to traverse the billionaire's otherwise private domain.

Now the Facebook CEO is trying to enhance the seclusion of his property by filing several lawsuits aimed at forcing these families to sell their land at a public court auction to the highest bidder.

Zuckerberg, through several companies he controls, filed the lawsuits against a few hundred people - many living and some dead - who inherited or once owned interests in kuleana lands.

In case you're unfamiliar, here's a little context on Mark. "Hypocrisy" goes hand in hand with Zuckerberg's smarmy mug. He insists America should stop ISIS with the power of love (see Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Fight ISIS With 'Love.' Here's Why He's an Idiot...), meanwhile surrounding himself with armed security. He's also an advocate for open borders, just not when it comes to his home... Which is surrounded by a huge, non-immigrant friendly wall. Mahalo, Mark.

Speaking of open borders and love, isn't 700 acres enough for a dude who insists we should all just be able to live together as one ohana in peace? It would appear he doesn't like having strangers in his own backyard. Or more accurately, he doesn't like native strangers Hawaiing it up on a few parcels of his little piece of the Hawaiian island.

Have you tried "loving" them away yet, Mark? Might be worth a shot.

Now, clearly, we don't know the all the details here. But we do know Mark Zuckerberg has a long, detailed history of doucheness (see Mark Zuckerberg Censors Employees From Saying 'All Lives Matter' and Mark Zuckerberg Speaks Out: Denies Censorship Claims, Wants to Meet 'Conservatives'). As is common practice with the left, what applies to thee applies not to me.

Not that we'd expect much else from the human goiter...

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