Mark Zuckerberg. I still don't trust him. The dude has cost me way too much money over the years, leading the censorship wing of the Democrat Party. He has A LOT more sins to atone for before we believe he is on board with the "cultural shift" back to free speech. As long as there is a single blue-haired freak on Facebook pressing buttons and writing algorithms to throttle any viewpoint they don't like, Zuck doesn't get to sit with us. Okay? Okay.

I think we can all appreciate him liking boobs as much as the rest of us. But, my man, you should know we can all see your likes on Instagram. Yes, YOUR Instagram that you own.

In fairness to Zuckerberg, his transformation into a real boy has slowly happened over time.

Mark's day started at Trump's Inauguration. He was seated in the Oligarchy Wing of the VIP section. Zuck was upset that he wasn't sitting in the Fight Wing with Jon Jones, Conor McGregor, future first-ballot WWE Hall of Famer Logan Paul, and the man who has revolutionized boxing as we know it... Jake Paul. That was, until his fellow oligarchy billionaire Jeff Bezos sat down with his girlfriend Lauren Sanchez.

Sanchez was not aware there was a dress code.

Everyone had a chuckle over it because we've all been there. It's hard enough not to stare when she has above-average-sized chesticles covered in a sweater. When the hooters are on display in what looks like a bra under a blazer, I never thought I would say this about Mark Zuckerberg... he's only human.

Where Zuck made a mistake was after the event when he hopped on Instagram looking for more.

Side note: We see you there, sydney_sweeney!

Eagle-eyed users who were also scrolling the 'Gram couldn't help but notice Zuckerberg was a little thirsty after the ceremony.

Please excuse the unintentional pun here, but... BUSTED!

Mayhaps the transformation of Mark Zuckerberg from a progressive puppet/android to a based somewhere between Alpha and Beta male is legit. Ever since he started training Brazillian Jiu Jitsu, the changes have been noticeable. He grew his hair out. He's rocking a chain. He celebrates America waving the flag while crushing a White Claw. The signs have been there. And we'll see if the changes he claims he's making to Meta are legit soon enough.

However, if I can offer Zuckerberg one piece of advice... chill, bro. Act like you've seen knockers before.

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