Pfizer is bringing out the big guns in its push for the new Omicron booster shot: Martha Stewart.

That's right, the Food Network darling and ex-convict is now using her fame for the public, er, health. Or something like that.

In the ad, Martha says, "You know that unwelcome guest everyone wishes would just leave already? That's COVID-19. That's why I got the new updated booster, designed to protect against recent Omicron variants." Oh, and she also happens to be sharpening a giant Samurai sword. It's unclear why she is doing this or how it relates to COVID-19. She then proceeds to violently slice the top off of a pineapple, before revealing a band-aid on her arm with the slogan, "got booster?"

Fierce Pharma describes the ad as ""Kill Bill" meets "Top Chef" and says Martha is "both charming and vaguely menacing throughout." Not sure "charming" is the correct adjective here. And I still don't understand what a sword has to do with Covid. Is she going to threaten me with it? Will she break in in the middle of the night and kill my anti-vax Uncle Bill? The uncertainty is killing me.

At least this isn't as bad as that time Martha decided to show off the Nativity set she made at "Camp Cupcake," the prison she spent five months at for insider trading. She even showed off her inmate number on the bottom of one of the pieces.

And it's definitely not as bad as when she posted a thirst trap in just an apron. I just found out about this today so now I'm subjecting you to it as well. You're welcome.

She's also 82 years old, and looks pretty good for her age. So maybe jail-time, thirst traps, and booster shots are the key to staying young. Maybe.

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