We live in two Americas. One that views Thanksgiving as a time to give thanks for all you've been blessed with. Another that views Thanksgiving as a #NationalDayOfMourning. I'll give you three guesses where Merrimack College stands. Here's a hint: it's a college.

The McQuade Library at Merrimack College in North Andover, Mass. took to Facebook to promote an article entitled “Decolonizing Thanksgiving: A Toolkit for Combatting Racism in Schools.”

The toolkit, created by St. Mary’s University professor Lindsey Passenger Wieck, urges an approach that “decoloniz[es]” and “de-romanticize[s]” Thanksgiving.

“Here are some wonderful resources for teaching children about Thanksgiving!” Merrimack said, posting Wieck’s article. “This is great for educators and parents.

It's the Soy Grinch Theorem: if Americans generally enjoy something, leftist doucheburritos want to ruin it. Thanksgiving is the perfect holiday to nuke. Leftists can brag about their wokeness AND have an entire audience of family members in which to perform their failed slam poetry of America sucks (see PARTY POOPER: Chuck Schumer Tweets Tax Chart to Fuel Thanksgiving Day Arguments… and Thanksgiving Survival Guide: Six Rebuttals for Idiot Liberal Family Members).

Normal people want to watch football with a beer and some pie.

Let the fun and games begin!

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