As a general rule, everything is better with music. Joe Biden falling off his bike is funny. Joe Biden falling off his bike with "LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR" playing in the background is hilarious. The latest entry is remixing Matt Gaetz with Jerry Seinfeld. After last night's debate debacle, this is the palate cleanser you need to get you through the rest of the week.

Gaetz went viral this week for the following quote:

"We are devaluing American money so rapidly that in America today, you can't even bribe Democrat senators with cash alone. You need to bring gold bars to get the job done just so the bribes hold value."

It's a reference to corrupt Democrat Sentator Bob Menendez. Menendez was just indicted on corruption and bribery charges that included getting caught with a stack of gold bars. Like, actual bars made of gold. Bricks of gold. It's like something out of a cartoon.

Gaetz dropping bars of a different kind were funny on their own. But take Gaetz's video, and set it to the cold open theme from Seinfeld...

Even without the music and the jump cuts, Gaetz even had the same cadence as Jerry Seinfeld. I was half expecting him to say "Senators with gold bars, who are these people?"

Even Gaetz agrees himself this is hilarious.

Though for me, the gold standard (pun intended) is the "all rocks are my friends" lip-reading of the congressman "discussing landscaping" with social media influencer Rep. AOC.

It feels good to laugh.

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