Leftists are always cooking up clever new ways of brainwashing instilling the kiddos with their "values." When you're trying to create a progressive utopia of low-IQ men with mangled dangles and purple-haired girls with paunches, it's easier to start when they're young.

Mattel is on board with that. Which brings us to their latest version of Barbie:

Olympic fencer Ibtihaj Muhammad is quite a doll – literally. She’s thrilled to have inspired a Barbie in her likeness, and especially proud that the doll will be the first Barbie to wear a hijab. “This is a childhood dream come true,” she posted. The doll is part of the “She-ro” line.

“We are so excited to honor Ibtihaj Muhammad with a one-of-a-kind Barbie doll!” Mattel posted. “Ibtihaj continues to inspire women and girls everywhere to break boundaries.”

"One of a kind," eh? I suppose that's because she's the first Barbie to be wrapped up like a Christmas present. For fear of getting stoned to death for showing a little ankle.

No word yet if this iteration of Barbie will drive a tricked-out pink convertible. But judging from Islam's track record on allowing ladypersons behind the wheel, I wouldn't bet on it.

This is hardly the first attempt from lefties to desensitize the kiddies to the ways of Allah. The problem is the toys are never true-to-life. Not one pressure cooker bomb, beheading knife, or Home Depot rental truck receipt included. They gyp the kids every time.

Funny how Mattel chose an Islam-themed Barbie to symbolize "breaking barriers." Muslims force their lady-folk to dress like mummies. Hack up their naughty bits. They even make small girls go from Doc McStuffins straight into married life.

Nothing about Islam is progressive, no matter how hard leftists try to spin it.

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