Who would Barbie be without her loving companion, Ken? The two practically go together like feminists and period blood. Or Islamists and semtex. Practically inseparable. But now, some changes are on the horizon. The folks at Mattel are giving Kenneth a rather interesting overhaul...

The company behind Barbie announced its most diverse line of Ken dolls yet.

Mattel is introducing dolls featuring three body types, seven skin tones and nine hairstyles, including the trendy man bun. The dolls also boast cool fashions for a new generation.

"By continuing to expand our product line, we are redefining what a Barbie or Ken doll looks like to this generation," Lisa McKnight, Barbie's senior vice president and general manager, said in a press release.

"Evolving Ken was a natural evolution for the brand and allows girls to further personalize the role they want him to play in Barbie's world."

OMG!

Looks like Mattel has every shape and size covered, from malnourished vegan to oafish chubster. One thing that's missing, besides a cute romper? A single ounce of masculinity. Each one looks like they just came in from a night of cocktails and dancing at the hottest gay bar in town.

This ball-less dunce of a doll is the perfect companion for Sharia Barbie and her ultra-feminist hijab. The two can meet up at the boardwalk for some halal kale smoothies. Then, they can cruise down to the polls and vote for the Elizabeth Warren doll to be President of Dolltopia. The possibilities are endless.

Old Ken was never the poster-boy for rugged masculinity. But, he at least knew the value of protein and bought his clothes from the men's department. That's more than can be said for these sexually ambiguous neo-Kens, with their polka-dotted blouses and "man" buns.

Either this is another way for leftists to warp the kiddos' minds, or it' a reflection of the current state of manliness. Probably both. They've preached about the dangers of "toxic masculinity" for so long, the mere sight of a ribeye steak makes most "men" recoil.

Look long and hard at these castrated pieces of plastic. For they're a peek into the future if we keep letting the left inject the kiddies with cultural Marxism.

Speaking of that...

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