My last job in retail was running the receiving area of Barnes and Noble, so we were the first people to see when the new merch came in. The breast day of the month was the day we received the new Maxim Magazine. It was the 90s. Ladies like Melissa Joan Hart and Sarah Michelle Gellar were using the magazine to transition into womanhood. Life was good. And if the day the new issue came out was the breast day of the month, the release of the Hot 100 was Christmas.

Sadly, not unlike Bud Light and Victoria's Secret, Maxim has been taken over by people who hate the product and the people who enjoyed the product. The Hot 100, at least the Australian version of it, has gone woke now. Particularly at #92, where this dude is among the hottest women in the world.

This is Danielle Laidley. As Dean Laidley, he was a former star coach who played for the Australian Football League. Australian football isn't quite American football, but still isn't as stupid as soccer. Now as Danielle Laidley, for her contributions to trans activism, she was named the 92nd hottest woman in the world. Even though she's not even that attractive as a bloke. You can put a wig on Thomas Finnegan and he'd make a more attractive broad.

At least the dude who took his titties out at the White House to celebrate trans joy was making an effort. What the deuce is this?

The Australian Maxim has been "aiming to rebrand it away from being about ‘sexiness’ and towards the substance of the women on the list." Instead of being a list of the hottest women targeting a male audience, it's now a "definitive list of Australia’s most influential, successful, powerful, newsworthy, talented and beautiful women this year.”

Which targets... who exactly? It's not like women are impressed by this crap. It's another example of destroying a brand to impress people who don't like the brand. Woke twats reveling in the signal of their own virtue to impress other woke twats.

This Maxim Hot 100 included female elected officials. Think of America, but Dylan Mulvaney and Nancy Pelosi are named the hottest women. It leads to the question of the day...

Yet another cherished institution destroyed. Sad.

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