Progressives, liberals, and Democrats from the West have been culturally appropriating antisemitism for decades now. It's only fair that a Hamas supporter borrows from their slacktivism and affection for pointless dramatic gestures. All it took was some dye, three buckets of mice, a McDonald's, and a lack of dignity.

We call this performance art "Enjoy Your Rat Burgers." To set the stage, McDonald's has been giving free meals to Israeli soldiers after the October 7th terrorist attack where 1400 Israelis were slaughtered, women were raped, families were burned alive, and infants were beheaded. People who support those terror attacks are jealous because they want free burgers too.

"Enjoy Your Rat Burgers" is told in three acts. In Act 1 our antagonist, we'll call him Rick, took three buckets of mice. He spray-painted the mice in one bucket red, black in another, green in another. It was to symbolize the Palestinian flag. Had he not done this, the people at McDonald's would have no idea why this random schmuck was dumping mice all over the London eatery.

Act 2 sees Rick throwing the mice through an open door yelling "Free f*cking Palestine," "Boycott Israel," and his catchphrase "F*ck Israel!"

Act 3 sees Rick driving off with his face covered.

McDonald's issued a statement to the New York Post confirming the incident happened. "Following the removal of the mice, the restaurant has been fully sanitized and our pest control partners have been called out to conduct a full inspection."

While there have been calls demanding Israel ceasefire and let Hamas get away with this one from Hollywood celebrities, college professors, and Joe Biden's Democrat colleagues in Congress, as of this writing Palestine is still not "free." Those mice were killed in naught.

I don't know if you know this, but when you spray paint mice? It's toxic.

Rick will no doubt rush home so he can take off his mask, put on his orange vest, and bugger off to the next Just Stop Oil meeting. Since there are two current things to support this week, he is pulling double duty.

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