Everyone one of you reading this has had a bad fast food experience. Orders are wrong. Food isn't cooked the way you want. It looks nothing like the photo. We've all had these first-world problems. But we don't get so angry we call the cops. Nor do we get so angry we forget we are wanted for murder before calling the cops. Antoine Sims was that angry, and he's not loving it.

Not while screaming like a little girl after getting tased. After running from the cops. After realizing maybe calling them wasn't one of his better ideas.

Antoine Sims is now in the lead for dumbest criminal of 2022. Third place is the guy who tried robbing a jewelry store in broad daylight, only he lacked the upper body strength to break glass. Second place is a man who almost got away from the cops if a traffic post didn't get in his way. Sims just rocketed up the charts.

The details of why he was wanted are horrible. Sims and some other loser are accused of setting fire to a car with a woman’s body inside after a botched drug deal led to a gunfight. He failed to appear for a 2018 court date over it.

It all explains why Sims would call the cops over his cold french fries and then say he was afraid of the cops when they showed up. Somewhere between telling the cops, “I try the fries the fries, they’re lukewarm but they’re not hot," and yelling as a sudden jolt of electricity runs through his body, Antoine realized his tactical era.

All over french fries. Overrated french fries, too.

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