Donald Trump doesn't have heart disease. Donald Trump doesn't have dementia. Donald Trump's hand-waving body isn't wracked with cancer, AIDs, Ebola, hepatitis, herpes, or whatever brain-devouring parasite is causing the shrillness of modern feminists. Media, America's beacon of compassion, is suffering great distress over Trump's lack of distress. Perfectly exemplified in this video montage. CNN's Jim Acosta is chalking up Trump's good health to some kind of governmental conspiracy. Confirming rumors Acosta was a bowl of cornflakes in his past life.

Media is scuttling about their real and digital spaces over Trump's good health as if Kim Jong successfully splashed one outside his border wall. But riddle me this, Jim Acosta. Where was all the concern over potential presidential health when Her Royal Pantsuit needed a team to scoop her into a van:

When we brought up concerns over Hillary's health in 2016, after seeing the above video in addition to Hillary being heaved around wherever she went (by a younger aid holding her arm as she was escorted upstairs, or even on level ground), and Hillary needing multiple pillows to prop up her puddly frame, we were told to shut the hell up. Hillary was just:

1. Overheated
2. Had pneumonia
3. Exhausted over fighting for the rights of Americans with every waking breath, you ungrateful deplorable
4. How dare you inquire! Would you ask the same of a male candidate, you sexist frog-memer?!
5. Drunk off her dimply ass

I added the last one, the media never copped to it.

Hillary Clinton suffered through fits of coughs, usually after being asked a problematic question. Wore strange glasses to help her see as she galavanted about town, not because she's a titan of fashion. When the right asked "Hey, is Hillary sick?" media rushed to her defense as they rushed to catch her from slipping through our mortal plane back down to hell.

It's a "joke." Chill out.

The same media who said "nothing to see here, our Madam Cankles is just fine" is now asking the Obama-appointed White House doctor if Tump is allowed one or two scoops of ice cream. CNN is dedicating segments to whether or not Trump slurping Diet Coke is concerning. In essence, the press has a secret pool going: when will Trump die and of what?

A pool they're all trying to win.

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