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HollywoodNovember 09, 2023
Meghan Markle, Prince Harry in panic mode over "Family Guy" mockery: "She won’t be humiliated like this"
I'm not sure what's going on with Leftist celebrities forgetting how satire works. But we had Disney reportedly butthurt over getting destroyed by South Park earlier. Now, the New York Post reports Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are in "full panic mode" over being ridiculed on The Family Guy. I haven't been this surprised about finding out a show was still on the air since I found out The Simpsons is still on the air.
In a recent episode, Peter got a job as a film extra. “I’ll go it alone, just like Meghan Markle and Prince Harry.”
This cuts away to Harry and Meghan lounging on their estate, collecting millions from Netflix for not doing anything, and getting ready to shoot an influencer taco spot.
As we've seen in previous animated spots, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry? Not known for their sense of humor.
For some reason, Meghan has an extra mound of sand in her snatch over the Family Guy portrayal. Maybe she used to date Seth MacFarlane until he had to have a conversation with her for more than five minutes, and she hasn't gotten over being dumped. Fairplay. No one is angrier than a woman scorned. Amirite?
But calling the episode a, quote, "outrageous slur" is a bit of an overreach.
“Meghan said she won’t be humiliated like this and is desperate for a solution. They’re in full panic mode,” a source told the outlet, adding that the couple has called it an “attack from inside Hollywood.”
“What’s hit them hardest and cuts the deepest of all is that it plays up the whole notion they’re self-entitled grifters or spoilt brats,” the insider added.
Again, South Park had Harry rubbing his blue penis on Kyle's window, and the couple wasn't this pissed.
Here's the best part:
Elsewhere, the source said that the “Suits” alum believes the only way for them to save their struggling brand is for Harry to “swallow his pride and beg for his family’s forgiveness.”
Harry, who is now the black sheep of the Royal Family (and one of them is a pedo), is taking it from all sides. Spotify executive Bill Simmons unloaded on the royal grifters after their twenty million dollar Spotify deal produced sh*t content and the two sides "mutually" decided to part ways.
“‘The F*cking Grifters.’ That’s the podcast we should have launched with them. I have got to get drunk one night and tell the story of the Zoom I had with Harry to try and help him with a podcast idea. It’s one of my best stories … F*ck them. The grifters.”
Then he had Kelly Osbourne nepobaby-shaming him, calling him a "f*cking twat."
"I think he's a whining, whinging, complaining 'woe is me,' 'I'm the only who that's ever had mental problems,' 'my life is so hard.' You were the prince of a g*ddamn county who dressed up as a f*cking Nazi, and now you're trying to come back as the pope? Suck it."
Harry having to crawl back to the monarchy because of a nagging wife who can't live like this anymore would be the chef's kiss of this drama.
And great fodder for a future episode of The Family Guy.
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