The journalisming industry was thrown into chaos on Friday. Megyn Kelly talked about Bud Light, causing a leftist tabloid to attack and Keith Olbermann to scream "PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE" from his kitchen.

Megyn Kelly has a daily podcast that runs anywhere between one to two hours. On one of those shows, Kelly spent eight minutes talking with Andrew Klavan about Joe Rogan and Bud Light. It turns out, Rogan can't decide if the Bud Light boycott is silly or if the company sold out its middle-class customer base. Leftist tabloid The Daily Beast got in its feels over it and used those eight minutes as an excuse to lash out at Kelly's credibility.

Perhaps they don't understand how a daily show works. When you talk for five to ten hours a week, you cover all sorts of topics. Some days, that means interviewing a presidential candidate. On other days it means discussing a popular cultural issue. On no day is Kelly in the mood to suffer fools: "She continues to earn more than @justinbaragona or @keitholbermann will ever gross in their lifetime, all while happily married & raising her own children."

The reason why Olbermann was brought into it was because he was lobbing water balloons from the sidelines. Filled with his own urine. That the wind blew back and caused them to splatter on his hallway walls. Now his apartment smells like both cat AND human piss.

Olbermann is fond of making fun of Megyn Kelly's appearance. Kelly, on the other hand, I don't think can ever top the last time she stole KO's soul: "No one would marry you. And you have no children. You have a cold, lonely life in which you’ve become a bitter, bitter man."

You might be inclined to feel bad for what Keith Olbermann has turned into. Then you remember what a ginormous douchelord he is. So you don't.

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