Dylan Mulvaney wants brands to give her money NOT because they are checking off a box, but because they like Dylan. Upon reading this news, Megyn Kelly went bananas. As did *waves hands around* all of us.

You tried that. It didn’t work. Then you declared you are “a girl” & got corporate $ galore. Now you want ppl to say what’s interesting about you is not your #womanface but the person behind it who was already rejected? How much pretending would you like us to do?

We go with "titface" (shout out Joe Cunningham), but we never claimed to have Kelly's degree of professionalism.

Kelly was responding to an interview the TikTok ingénue did where Dylan opened up about almost bankrupting Bud Light. Dylan doesn't want companies to want to partner with them just to “check a box” because she's trans. He wants them to want her for them.

A lot of brands will ask, ‘Could you relate a little bit of your struggle growing up into this?’ Like, no! If you want me, you want me because I’m Dylan, not because I’m trans.

Dude, the only reason any company wants you is because you're trans. That, and I'm sure some of our right-wing outrage helps. The more we say "Hey, this is a bit much," the more the left triples down.

We saw it with drag queens. Minors would dress up like women and entertain adults in bars. Conservatives said, "Hey, this seems inappropriate." The left doubled down with "Drag Queen Story Time." Conservatives said, "Guys, let's leave children alone because this is wrong." Now the left acts like the ONLY way to teach someone about tolerance is with a guy dressed like a girl and shaking their ass in a kid's face.

Dylan makes HER money (I don't want to get arrested) partially because if companies don't sign a trans spokestrans for their brand it would mean those companies are literally insurrectionists in bed with MAGA literally. But most of it is because trans ranks #1 on the left's pound-for-pound most marginalized rankings and Dylan found a way to monetize it.

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