Megyn Kelly is a delightful reporter and media personality. Keith Olberman is someone who causes the biggest dickhead you know to say, "Wow, that guy's an asshole." Keithums made the mistake of getting snippy with Megyn on Twitter. While I don't know where she has since hidden the body after delivering such a fatality, I hope she used associates she can trust.

Let's set the stage. The shrill harpies from The View mocked Tucker Carlson for getting fired (who appears to be doing just fine). Megyn Kelly was all like...

Keith Olbermann lashed out in response...

This brings us to the part where Megyn Kelly chooses violence...

And I quote:

But the record is very clear that I left voluntarily because I wanted to raise my family. Something you don’t know anything about because no one would marry you. And you have no children. You have a cold, lonely life in which you’ve become a bitter, bitter man. Something I wouldn’t know anything about because my life is joyful and I’ve managed to raise my own children. And someday I hope you have that pleasure. But I don’t have high hopes it’s going to happen.

You almost feel bad for Keithums if he wasn't such a d-d-d-d-ouche. But he is. So I don't.

Poor Olbermann. If he ever left his apartment, he'd be embarrassed to show his face. As it is he's trying to think of a perfect response. But all he can come up with his "Yeah Megyn? Well, the jerk store called and you have blood coming out of your...I hate you."

Olbermann is a guy who you love to hate. Megyn Kelly LOVED hating him today.

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