Despite Donald Trump's best efforts to executive order this lunacy into oblivion, two men are making history by making it to the finals of a WOMEN'S billiards tournament. Not unlike when the East German Women's Olympic Team presented American icon Nick Rivers with a medal (RIP Val Kilmer), neither of these broads passes the eyeball test. But you only have to claim to be a woman in order to beat women in women's women-only competitions. Why? Because you're a transphobe for asking questions.

In fairness to Trump's EOs, the contest was in the UK, where a) the EOs have no legal basis, and b) nothing matters.

At least it wasn't a physical competition, like one where we expect a girl to get bludgeoned with a sword in the name of equity. Silver lining, I guess. Also, if you care, Harriet won.

A professional women’s pool tournament has been hit by protests and branded “preposterous” after the final was contested by two transgender players.

Yes, preposterous. Solid adjective!

Protesters inside the venue shouted “He’s a man and we stand stand with Lynne Pinches” and held up banners saying “Save women’s sport and “He’s a man” as Haynes walked past.

How could people yell such a thing?

You may remember Harriet from 2023 when she chased a female competitor (one who ackshually IS a female) off in tears over the unfair advantage. The odd thing is that in all these years of guy to girl to champion content, I've yet to see a story of it going in the opposite direction. Of a girl who thinks she's a boy competing against boys, let alone beating the boys.

The closest is a Washington Post article from last week where, due to certain new restrictions in Virginia, a trans girl was forced to make a life-altering decision.

Question: A "trans" woman running out of sports to beat real women in? I think maybe darts and some equestrian competitions are all that's left.

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