Ever since Parkland, leftist dumdums have been out in full force, upchucking their stupidity in every direction. If you'd like an example, look no further than Michael Ian Black. He's not particularly known for his astute observations and intellectual vigor already, but he's hit a new low here.

I've got to warn you beforehand. David Hogg's duncery has nothing on what you're about to read. Don't be surprised if you lose a few IQ points. The red splatter all over your iPhone is likely your liquefied brains.

Here it goes:

Pretty standard stuff so far. "Guns are bad, m'kay! We need to take the Wite-Out to the Bill of Rights. For the children." You know, typical leftist claptrap.

Then, things took a sharp turn toward full-on retardation:

Someone then brought his analogy into question, unleashing a mega-tsunami of stupid.

Just in case people thought his idiocy was metaphorical, Mike made it well known he wasn't just speaking in the figurative sense:

Welp, there you have it. Own a gun and you might as well be wearing a pillowcase on your head. Tending the grill at the weekend white power barbecue. Ranting against racial integration in the MLB.

Methinks Michael Ian Black flunked history class. The NRA was put together by ex-Union soldiers who wanted people to suck less at shooting. Also, the Second Amendment applies evenly to everyone, regardless of color. It wasn't always that way, but we got around to fixing it. If an NRA death squad is hunting down an African American person of color, he's free to pull out a gat of his own and lay down some return fire. He's only as weak and powerless as he chooses to be.

When you own a boomstick, if somebody busts into your house, you have the power to give them a one-way trip to hell. Which people do regularly. If the government tries to get their tyranny on, the citizens have the power to put them in their place. The reality is gun ownership is an insurance policy against slavery. It's rather the idea of the Second Amendment: to fight government oppression. If we all have guns, we're rather a hard lot to enslave.

Alas, intelligence is not a human right.

If Michael Ian Black feels so unsafe, he's free to mosey down to the nearest gun store and throw money down on a piece. The choice is his to make.

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