The end is nigh for the Obama family. In thirty-four more days Barack will be forever free to golf all day sans judgement. Not that he's been plagued with worry these past eight years. Michelle can do her bicep curls without condescending to America's school children. At least that's our ardent hope. But more importantly, America will be free of the Obamas and their unending pomposity. I call that a win. But it's good to know the years in office have done nothing to humble Michelle. Check this out:

In what is likely to be Obama’s last interview of the year, she suggested that Americans would miss “having a grown-up in the White House”, drawing a clear contrast between her husband and the man who will replace him on 20 January, Donald Trump.

And she compared the nation to a toddler who falls over and looks to their parent to know if they should cry or not.

“I feel that Barack has been that for the nation in ways that people will come to appreciate,” she said. “Having a grown-up in the White House who can say to you in times of crisis and turmoil ‘hey it’s going to be OK, let’s remember the good things that we have, let’s look at the future, let’s look at all the things that we’re building’.”

Help me out here, Michelle. What things are "we're building?" You mean like Obamacare (read EPIC RANT: Crowder Homes In On Why Obamacare is a Disaster!)? Or women in combat (read Strength Expert Exposes Politically Incorrect Truth Regarding Women in Combat…)? What exactly have we built in the past eight years that wasn't a complete failure?

Leftists, take notes. America is not as upset as Michelle Obama claims. We elected Trump, one of the many Republicans who promised to undo everything Barry with the bicycle helmet "accomplished." Trump, unlike Obama, doesn't make smug, passive-aggressive swipes at people's toddlerish immaturity. Like Michelle Obama is doing here. Which she probably (wrongly) believes somehow endears her to people. Not quite. Comparing the American people to children only makes Michelle look like a conceited snot-wad. Jokes on you, Michelle.

The biggest takeaway is the metaphor Michelle uses. She compared Americans to children, Barack Obama as our "grown-up" father. She says this while marveling that America rejected another Democrat who adopts the same patronizing tone. Of course Madam Pantsuit chose to call half the electorate "deplorables" instead. Panned out well, yes?

Of course you and I know this holier than thou attitude is one of the reasons why mommies and daddies progressive politicians are queuing up in the unemployment line. It's why many of them are not receiving ChristmasEnd of Fiscal Year presents.

If not having a "grown-up" in the White House means we get four years of freedom from condescending, leftist douche-nozzles? Bring it on.

Speaking of leftist douche-nozzles...

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