A story in three tweets. The Biden Adminstration announced that the U.S. Border is NOT open to unlawful migration. And they are so super serious this time, they wrote it in both English AND Spanish.

Fox News's Bill Melugin reports that nobody believes them.

And to hammer Bill's point home, the Migrant Express is rolling down the tracks. Not to be confused with the Migrant Caravan where migrants looking to illegally cross our border flew American flags with no stars because, and I quote, "Joe Biden is for everyone." The Migrant Caravan is old and busted. The Migrant Express? THAT'S the new hotness. ALL ABOARD! CHOO CHOO!

A train full of adult men, no families to be seen, cheering in excitement that they are on a train and heading towards America. Whether they didn't get the message the border is closed, don't care that the border is closed, don't believe the Biden Adminstration, or know the Biden Adminstration will let them in any way depends on how clinical about politics and our country being invaded you are at any given moment.

Secretary MayorkASS tried telling migrants not to come "yet" back in May 2021 at the start of the Biden border crisis, but no one listened. Critics will tell you it was never a crisis. A "crisis" would imply it's not working the exact way the people who run Biden want it to.

Or, WAS working that way. Once the burden of illegal migrants was taken off of the small towns being overwhelmed and being placed on progressive cities that had been claiming for decades they were sanctuaries for illegals, those progressive cities sound more and more like Tucker Carlson and Ann Coulter.

Unclear by any reports is if the free WiFi on the Migrant Express works better than you would get on Amtrak. It's illegal asylum-seeking migrants, so you would assume they'd be given a faster connection than you might get in your home.

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