It's time for another episode of How the Lefties Crapped on Christmas, where progressive turd nuggets try strangling all the joy from the Yuletide season. In their latest act of cringe-inducing douchery, human birth control ad Miley Cyrus made her own rendition of the classic "Santa Baby." A feminist rendition.

Yeah, really:

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Artist Miley Cyrus performed the traditional Christmas song “Santa Baby” during an appearance on “The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon,” but decided to tweak the lyrics just a bit.“Listen Santa to what I say: A girl’s best friend is equal pay,” Cyrus sang to an adoring crowd on NBC’s late-night comedic talk show.
Cyrus also hit on the “#MeToo movement during her performance, singing about sexual harassment in the workplace.
“Santa baby, I’d love to know my a** won’t get grabbed at work by some ignorant jerk,” she sang. “Tell the dirtbag to put away the chimney tonight.”

My god, this level of cringe is bordering on lethal.

If you weren't certain Miley has no shame after her decade of skankery, this ought to seal the deal. I'd sooner livestream my prostate exam than subject myself to such an embarrassment Yet, the offspring of Billy Ray has no problem making herself the centerpiece of such a cringetastic suckfest.

If Miley has such a beef with "Santa Baby," she could have always chosen another song. As opposed to injecting a little third-wave feminism into the mix. I'm still trying to figure out what "equal pay" and #MeToo have to do with the jolly fat man with reindeer. Alas, I'm drawing a blank.

Just another example of leftist Grinches doing their gosh-darnedest to suck all the wonder and excitement from Christmas. Though, no matter how hard these Scrooges try, "Operation Bah Humbug" will never succeed. We like the presents way too much.

Speaking of Miley:

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