You may recall, a few months back, Miss Iraq and Miss Israel posed for a selfie together. Triggering the detonation of a mosque's worth of anti-Israeli minds. #MindBlown

Suffice it to say lots of Muslims weren't happy. Particularly with Sarah Idan, AKA Miss Iraq (see TYPICAL: Arabs Flip Out Over Selfie of Miss Iraq Posing With Miss Israel...). She committed the sin of the selfie. Harlot.

Before we go any further, here's a little context on who Miss Iraq is:

Clearly she's hot and she's a strong woman. Hence Muslims hate her. Still, you might've thought things would all blow over in the month since the initial Islamic rage fest. People would unroll their prayer mats, do a little deep breathing, forget about the whole thing. Find some other woman to berate for displeasing Allah.

Yeah, not so. It just got worse.

Relatives of the Iraqi contestant in the Miss Universe Pageant were forced to flee the Middle Eastern country over photos with her Israeli counterpart and Miss Iraq's modeling in a bikini, Miss Israel told Hadashot news Wednesday.

"The two of those things together caused a mess for her back home where people made threats against her and her family that if she didn't return home and take down the photos, they would remover her (Miss Iraq) title, and that they would kill her," Adar Gandelsman told Israeli TV.

"Out of fear, they left Iraq at least until the situation calms down," the Miss Universe Israel contestant added, referring to the family of Miss Iraq, Sarah Idan, who now lives in the US.

All this over a few photos? Sounds about right. Nobody gets away with fraternizing with Jews. Nobody!

Ladies, take notes. There are a few things you can't do in the Middle East unless you'd like to be caned to death. Firstly, no getting friendly with Israelis. Also don't even think about putting on a bikini under that burqa. Those ladyparts are for Allah's viewing pleasure only. But most importantly... don't be a woman. Simple enough, yes?

Speaking of Israel, here's a few Jew facts for you to gobble up. Yummy yummy.

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