How exactly is this happening again? After what happened in Cologne at the beginning of the year, there are more reports - this time at a German music festival - of women being sexually assaulted by concert goers.

How? HOW?!  Okay, I'll give you three guesses...

The number of women who have reported being sexually harassed or assaulted at a German music festival last weekend has risen to 26, police said Tuesday.

The mostly young women, who between them filed 14 criminal complaints, said they were encircled and groped by groups of men in ways that recalled mob attacks at chaotic New Year's festivities in Cologne.

"The women have reported that the (perpetrators) appeared to be men from the South Asia region," police said in a statement after an initial 18 women had reported assaults.

Police said three Pakistani men aged 28 to 31, at least two of them asylum seekers, were arrested at the four-day open air music festival in the western city of Darmstadt but later released.

"Appeared to be men from the South Asia region..." Wait...does that mean Muslim? Four Pakistani men already arrested? Hold up... are police being forbidden from saying that pesky word again (read "German Police Step Forward: We Were Banned from Detaining Islamic..." here)?

And this is the part that you're really going to love...

In the inflamed debate that followed, far-right groups railed against "sex jihadists" and "rapefugees".

Right. Because the "far right's" response is inevitably more problematic than the incident that elicited it in the first place. In this case, that incident includes mass sexual assault. But really, what's another twenty six women being groped and/or raped at the hands of Islamic refugees if that's what's what it takes to pave the road to "tolerance"?

By the way, what was that about "rape culture" again? Where have all the perpetually offended feminists gone? Lena Dunham? Sandra Fluke? Trigglypuff? "Mattress Girl"? Hillary Clinton? Rape culture? Problematic and all that? Anyone?

No matter. Your checks still cleared.