Leftists would like you to believe illegal immigrants hop the fence with nothing but their dreams, the clothes on their backs, and hearts full of love to give. Basically living Hallmark cards with the sappiness turned up to 11. The rest of us know the sentiment is a bunch of caca. The myth of the obnoxiously peaceful illegal exists only in leftist fantasy land. The same place where Amy Schumer is funny and Tess Holliday a pinup model. In the real world, where the rest of us live, illegals are more likely to join gangs and murder people...

Three MS-13 gang members have been charged with second degree murder of a missing teenager.

The body of 17-year-old Raymond Wood was found lying in the middle of Roaring Run Road by a motorist in Bedford County, Virginia, on Monday.

Authorities detained and charged Victor A. Rodas, 19, Jose Corea-Ventura, 21, and Lasandro A. Vasquez, 24, of Maryland, with second-degree murder of Wood.

Police said all three men are known MS-13 gang members and are illegal aliens.

So, these vatos had records. Leading us to believe the po-po must have known they were of the illegal variety. That revelation should have earned them a quick bus ride back across the border. Yet, here those three douchenozzles are, relaxing stateside in air-conditioned cells with three hots and a cot, while the murdered kid's parents are out casket shopping. #AmericanDream

We've seen this with illegals over and over again (read 14-Year-Old Girl Raped in High School Bathroom. By an Illegal Immigrant… and Illegal Murders 15-Year-Old Stepdaughter Pregnant With HIS Child. But It Gets Worse…). We're still trying to figure out the magic number of times this kind of thing has to happen before leftists remove their heads from their rectums and take notice. If such a number even exists.

Illegal immigrants are not our amigos, and they don't want to be. Legal immigrants, who come to the U.S. and work hard and follow our laws are a-okay. We're eternally grateful for their delicious quesadillas. Or croissants, if they're from France. The illegals, though? Not so much. We'd prefer they keep their favorite pastimes of raping and murdering on the other side of the wall...

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