With Trump sitting cozy behind the Resolute Desk, leftists are desperate to spare their favorite programs from the chopping block. Especially their beloved fetal slaughterhouse franchise, Planned Parenthood. To the left, defunding Planned Parenthood would be seen as an extinction-level-event. You know, those babies being born, growing up, and having more babies. The horror.

In their quest to retain funding for the baby-killing, leftists have taken to making false claims about what Planned Parenthood actually does. Take this lady, for example...

Journalist Tina Brown falsely claimed on MSNBC that Planned Parenthood provides mammograms, and that defunding the abortion giant will harm “hard-pressed women” who depend on Planned Parenthood for mammograms.

“Well, here’s the problem,” Brown replied, “You can’t really talk about empowering women and lifting women up at the same time as taking away their ability to go to a clinic and have a mammogram, which is what happens when you defund Planned Parenthood.”

Brown suggested that “hard-pressed women” will “die of breast cancer” if Planned Parenthood’s funding is distributed to other women’s health centers that do not perform abortions.

Unfortunately for Brown, the truth is that Planned Parenthood does not provide mammograms. Planned Parenthood CEO Cecile Richards admitted during congressional testimony in 2015 that the abortion giant’s clinics don’t even have mammogram machines.

“We do not have mammogram machines at our health centers, and we’ve never stated that we did,” Richards testified.

Yeah, this is what passes for news these days...

I suppose this limey broad also believes the Donald enjoys being peed on. Or that any male would sink so low as to rape Lena Dunham. All lying lies. Tina, sweetheart, there are these delightful things we call facts. It would be of great benefit for you to acquaint yourself with them before the opening of the pie hole and the uttering of the words on national television. You'd spare yourself further embarrassment.

It isn't all that surprising that Planned Parenthood doesn't perform mammograms. After all, they're not in the business of saving lives, they're in the business of taking them. In fact, they're really freaking good at it. Planned Parenthood performs mass murder with efficiency that would make Hitler blush.

Hence why, in order for leftist positions to make any sense, facts have to be ignored or fabricated. Sometimes both at once. Consider this story exhibit A. The rest of us normies back up our claims with tasty nuggets of truth. But in the land of leftism, the truth is as unwanted as an accident baby.

Like the fact that their patron saint, Margaret Sanger, was a racist buttmunch...

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