The left is always seeking new ways to accustom us to the scourge that is Islam. Because everyone should experience violent oppression from murder-obsessed religious zealots at least once in their lives. Also known as "multiculturalism," you intolerant bigot. Well, it looks like someone came up with just the right idea for making Islam normal. To young, impressionable girls.

A Muslim mother in Pennsylvania, United States is launching a Hijab line for dolls in a bid to promote diversity and acceptance regarding Muslim women’s choice to wear the headscarf.

Safaa Bokhari of Oakland, Pennsylvania and her friend Gisele Fetterman have teamed up with Pittsburgh non-profit organisation For Good for the Hello Hijab initiative, which will create tiny headscarves as accessories for Barbie and other dolls.

Speaking to The Huffington Post, Bokhari said she hopes the “Hello Hijab will be used by both Muslims and non-Muslims, so that children get used to the sight of women wearing the headscarf.”

Coming to a store near you, it's Sharia Barbie! She comes with a fashionable hijab, bedazzled leash, and ultra-fun black eye stickers. It's the next big thing! But, who would Sharia Barbie be without a man to deliver those black eyes? That's right girls, it's Jihadi Ken. Equipped with an AK-47, beheading knife, and suicide vest! This stud's a real blast. Press the button on his stomach for one of twelve preprogrammed phrases, including "Allahu akbar," "Death to America," and "Which way to airport." Get them now!

Barbie has long been a thorn in feminists' lumpy, gelatinous posteriors. Leftists claim the dolls enforce unrealistic beauty standards for women and Barbie's ultra-feminine theme is patriarchal. They have no time for a girly doll that doesn't even menstruate. But when a Muslim lady has an idea for our gal Barb that enforces actual patriarchy, leftists are overcome with jubilation. Progress, infidels.

Let's put Barbie in her burka for a second. This whole thing is a concerted effort by the left and Muslims to desensitize us to their sub-par culture. Most of us aren't keen on losing our heads for the sin of enjoying a delicious BLT. Extra bacon, please. Hold the lettuce. Muslim culture is a couple thousand years off pace with the rest of the world. Maybe they should make changes, not us. Perhaps they should buy Barbie her Summer Bikini, let her drive her pink Mustang sans Ken, and trot around the pink mall with Skipper without either of them having their genitals mutilated.

On the other hand, with the new movie in the works, Sharia-compliant Barbie might not be such a bad idea. A burka-wearing, silent Amy Schumer sounds like an improvement.

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