Muslim lawsuits are rather giggle worthy these days. Calm your ovaries, leftists, it's not a racist thing. It's because Muslims tend to sue over silly things (see 'Clock Boy' Returns! Now Suing Ben Shapiro, Fox News, and Others...). Like this lawsuit, for example, where a Muslim dude was served pepperoni on his pizza from Little Caesars. So he's suing them for one hundred million dollars...

A Muslim man is suing Little Caesars for $100 million in Michigan, claiming he was served pepperoni made with pork, which is a food prohibited by Islamic law.

CBS Detroit reports Mohamad Bazzi says he ordered halal pizza twice from a pizza shop in Schaefer in Dearborn. He claims the boxes were labeled "halal" but the pizzas inside were topped with regular pepperoni.

According to the lawsuit, Bazzi ate the pepperoni without realizing it was pork. The suit includes a copy of a complaint filed with the Dearborn Police Department following the alleged incident.

Attorney Majed Moughni filed the suit on behalf of Bazzi and other customers whom he says were similarly misled by the business that caters to a large number of Muslim customers by offering "Halal Pepperoni" [made with beef instead of pork].

To be fair, it appears Little Caesars did make a booboo here. They claim to offer halal pepperoni to Muslims who prefer to stuff their gullets with pizza before hitting the prayer mat. And the wife. But it looks like there may have been a simple mix up with the pizza boxes. Or there's an Italian vigilante on the loose who seeks to impose pork-laden justice upon unsuspecting Muslims.

Either way you slice it (preferably into 10 slices), this is what happens when you make religious demands of 17-year-old pizza boys who have no idea what the halal you're talking about. Allah approved foods are above their pay grade.

Protip for all halal-obsessed Muslims: don't go to pizza shops. It's akin to walking into a bar when you're an alcoholic. Maybe opt to eat at home with Mrs. Muhammad and the kids instead. Or just suck it up and indulge in Little Caesar's greasy, haram goodness. It'll be our little secret.

When it comes to catering to Islam at the cost of everyone else, Michigan is a major offender. This is the latest proof of Muslims seeking to replace America's culture with their own. To which we say no thanks. See, the only time beef belongs on pizza is if that pizza is a Meat Lover's or Supreme. We don't take pepperoni off our pizzas here. If you don't like it, might I suggest heading east for dinner. I hear Pakistan's pizza has less pork, more C-4...

By the way, take a peek at how Muslim eateries cater to other cultures below.

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