The absurd lengths corporate journalismers will go to caping for Joe Biden against impeachment is astounding by even their measures. The same people who claim Russell Brand is guilty because Kristen Bell made a joke during the press junket for Forgetting Sarah Marshall swear there is NO evidence that Joe Biden is a corrupt prick. Other than all the evidence that Rep. Nancy Mace schooled ABC News hack Jon Karl with.

Kevin McCarthy opened an impeachment INQUIRY (that's key) into the shady business dealings of Joe Biden and the Biden Crime Family. The talking points from the White House are to claim there's no evidence Joe Biden ever did anything wrong ever. I don't mean talking points in a snarky "corporate journalismers suck at life" way. I mean the White House left ACTUAL talking points as they were leaving their money on Oliver Darcy's nightstand.

Sunday was Karl's turn to say a noun and a verb and "no evidence," and Nancy Mace's turn to say except for, "There are facts everywhere. There are text messages, there are e-mails, there are witnesses, there are whistleblowers, there are meetings, there are phone calls, there are dinners. And you can’t say hey there’s a little bit of smoke, we’re not gonna follow the fire."

When Karl added that there is no video of Joe Biden looking into a camera and literally saying "I just did a corruption" and therefore no evidence, Mace reminded Karl of Watergate when journalismers were journalists and the president was a Republican, "It was the media and journalists when Nixon was going down, that helped do that investigation, helped bring down the president when he broke the law and you know, you guys want to deny that there's evidence, it's everywhere."

And the point of the INQUIRY is to OBTAIN further evidence. Nancy Pelosi opened an impeachment inquiry because a whistleblower claimed to eavesdrop on the former president making a phone call. McCarthy has an IRS whistleblower, Hunter's business partner, and all the other shady business dealings as justification to open his inquiry.

Jon Karl and his corrupt colleagues can run around the studio with their fingers in their ears screaming "I'm not listening" all they want. The investigation is happening. If journalismers want to keep sabotaging their standing with the American people, that's on them.

The last time a poll came out ranking our institutions, the media ranked below stepping on a pile of dog shit and not realizing into after you walked on the carpet.

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