Nancy Pelosi is the gift that keeps on giving. Every day, we pray that Jebus continues to bless her empty skull. She's like the Amy Schumer of politics. We love to hate the dumb b!tch. And it's videos like the one below that illustrate why.

Apparently, the Dalai Lama prayed Nancy Pelosi would lose the negative attitude. Yes, THAT Nancy Pelosi (see Pelosi Tells Adopted Girl Moms ‘Should Have the Choice’ to Abort and Nancy Pelosi Believes Government Invented the iPhone).

Take it away, stretchy cheeks:

“His Holiness prayed for me that I would rid myself of my negative attitude about dwelling on the negative too much.”

You may want to pray a little harder on this one, baby cakes.

And since we're asking for things via prayer, maybe join hands with some of your cohorts in Washington. Like maybe three people. Let's pick Chuck Schumer, Maxine Waters, and Patty Murray. Elizabeth Warren can be an alternate. Not because she's a woman, but because she's an "Indian." Nancy, Chuck and Patty can join hands and frolic down a golden trail. At journey's end, they will find a stunted man with a pompous sense of self. Here Nancy will petition the midget for all that she needs, in addition to freeing herself of a negative attitude. Like maybe a soul. Perhaps once she's regained a soul, she can stop supporting the slaughter of unborn children. She might also want to consider taking up meditation, so she might one day regain a tiny semblance of self-awareness. So she might find enlightenment as to what an evil witch she is. I'm just making general suggestions.

Namaste, Nancy.

Until then, may Jebus keep sweet Nancy here safe. And may more verbal sewage eek out of her mouth whenever a camera is present. We sure enjoy it.

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