Maybe we are too hard on the U.K. I mean, the socialism still sucks. The way the British government thinks that all the babies belong to the queen and NOT the parents is terrifying. Every day, there is a reminder that we broke up with England for a reason. And we are never, ever, ever getting back together. But once in a while, we get a reminder that not everyone in the U.K. is a wanker. These blokes heckling Nancy Pelosi outside a speech are proof of that.

Pelosi was speaking at Cambridge University to say Nancy Pelosi things. Republicans are a cult. She hates Trump. At one point she excused China slaughtering Muslims because climate change is more important. Nancy was giving the U.K. audience the full Pelosi. Outside, a group of based "patriots" assembled to express their free speech. I think that can still happen in the U.K. For now.

"You're a fraud, Nancy."

"Scumbag."

"Get back to Jeffrey Epstein's pedo island, Nancy!"

I thought the pedo island line was hilarious. Then I started wondering what Nancy Pelosi would be like on Pedo Island. My guess is she would be clueless about everything around her. Pelosi would make the trip thinking she was there to discuss important issues with a prominent Democrat donor and Clinton loyalist. All of the minors serving her and giving her back rubs wouldn't seem odd. Pelosi would assume they were there because Democrats care about children. The children serving her was their way of saying thank you. The screaming coming out of other rooms was because they were watching a really scary movie. Bill Clinton covered in Vicks Vapor Rub? Ok, that is a little hard to explain. But as long as Epstein's check cleared, meh.

Anyway, thank you random Brits for giving us a hearty chuckle. The next round of lukewarm beer is on me.

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