Donald Trump was acquitted of another impeachment on Saturday. Also, the sky was blue. If it rained near you, that rain was most likely wet. Joe Biden probably sat in the oval office waiting for Barack to show up and start a meeting too. Obvious things are obvious is what I'm saying. Though, apparently not to Nancy Pelosi. Who interrupted a press conference to say, "I'mma let you finish, but the Bill Clinton acquittal was the greatest of all time!"

Well, not quite. But grandma is big mad.

"Oh, these cowardly senators! They let everyone off the hook!

Later in her speech, she said some things about blaming Mitch McConnell. Somehow it was his fault she held off presenting the articles of impeachment until AFTER President Trump went back to being private citizen Trump. But the greatest Democrat leader of all time was primarily there to shake her bony finger at "cowardly" Republicans. Who, in their cowardness, refused to find Donald Trump guilty. It was purely because of their "cowardness" too! And NOT because the argument from the impeachment managers -- allegedly, in theory -- included doctored footage, doctored tweets, misrepresented comments, and a buttload of "news' articles quoting anonymous sources. Other than that, they still didn't present a convincing argument. At least, in the opinion of 43 senators. I'm guessing if you are employed by Facebook, you disagree with them.

Last week was a week of political theatre that ended the way most people knew it was going to end. Donald Trump was never going to get convicted. Donald Trump didn't get convicted. Nancy Pelosi is the New York Jets of impeaching presidents. What's next?

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