The midterms are still a couple of weeks away. That hasn't stopped lefty douchenuggets from acting as if they're already running the place. Enter former Speaker of the House and Skeletor lookalike, Nancy Pelosi. She has some big plans if the Democrats retake the House.

Namely, threatening Trump into submission with the power of the subpoena:

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi pledged Monday to use subpoena power purposefully if Democrats win a majority in the House in November, adding that the power is a potent tool for negotiating.

"Subpoena power is interesting, to use it or not to use it," Pelosi told Dana Bash at the day-long CITIZEN Conference put on by CNN. "It's a great arrow to have in your quiver in terms of negotiating on other subjects."

Subpoena power, something that would allow House Democrats to call Trump administration officials to testify before Congress as long as they are in power, could be considered one of the most powerful tools Democrats would gain if they win in November.

"You know Donny, it's unfortunate how we can't see eye to eye on this issue. A real shame. Hopefully, there won't be any of those pesky subpoenas finding their way to your desk anytime soon."

If there's any way to not see Nance's talk of subpoenas as a mafia extortion tactic, I have yet to come by it. Her words sound like they came straight from an episode of The Sopranos.

Some of you might think "hey, as long as Trump is keeping his nose clean, there shouldn't be any problems." I might have been inclined to agree, but not after that hearsay clusterf**k they called the Kavanaugh hearings. The left tried ruining the lives of Brett, Timmy, and Squi without evidence. So, you'll have to forgive me for thinking those same lefties have no intention of being impartial with the Orange One.

Let's get real. The idea leftists are playing dirty pool is beyond theory now. They're hellbent on sticking it to the Orange Man any way they can. Even if that means resorting to "less-than-savory" tactics. If you need proof, look no further than the botoxed ice queen, She Who Shall Be Stretched.

Speaking of her:

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