Imagine being such a woke twat that the National Anthem freaks you out. That's the case with one TikToker who was sitting in a restaurant and was terrified. She referred to the incident as the most dangerous situation she has ever been in.

The following video... is the most dangerous situation this specimen has ever been in.

The restaurant is in California. You would think a more terrifying situation would be attempting to walk down the street. Yet, here we are. Getting triggered because your pancakes are being interrupted by, quote, "white people things."

Unclear is if she is referring to herself as a hashtag illegal, or if she thinks it should be illegal to sing the National Anthem in public.

Her fans had her back:

"Girl naurrrr I would be sweating" said one person.

"Anyone proud of america right now is a walking red flag" said someone who used the pronoun "Mx."

I think this is English: "this acc looks like a scene in a horror, u gonna stand up to leave of sumn and they all finna snap turn to fave u."

And this guy is such a loser, he included a Dungeons and Dragons reference. "This feels like a horror movie. Everyone stands up soon as the music plays as you find yourself been the only person not standing roll for initiative."

The Rainbow Oaks Restaurant plays the Anthem at noon every day, and even made the local news for it.

I didn't feel like going through this person's other TikTok videos. My guess is there is a response video claiming she is being bullied online and how everyone is racist.

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