You've no doubt heard about Governor Andrew Cuomo dispensing some anti-American dickery the other day. Andy seems to think America is a craptastic cesspool of suckage and we have no business calling the U-S-of-A a great place.

This Navy SEAL felt the need to put Cuomo in his place.

“Honestly, I believe his very comments prove once again just how great this country really is,” Eli Crane said.

“You can freely say just about anything as false, ignorant and stupid as Governor Cuomo's comments with the only consequences being a PR nightmare or public criticism,” he elaborated. “You won't be thrown in the slammer or receive 50 lashes like you might under several tyrannical regimes around the world.”

“Whenever I hear comments like these, I often think to myself, 'If we aren't great, then who the hell is?'” he said. “Show me another country that has created more wealth in such a short period of time. Or a country that developed more innovation like the light bulb, GPS, the airplane, the internet and the Bottle Breacher to name a few.”

Is it just me, or is there a stench of char-broiled douchenozzle wafting in the air?

This Navy SEAL raises a good question. If America is so sucktastic, Drew should have no trouble naming a better place. Though I don't know of any other country who sent a man to face-stomp the moon. Built the iPhone. Served as the spawning place of Clint Eastwood.

The fact is leftists hate America, regardless of the awesome stuff we do. Nothing short of replacing the Constitution with The Communist Manifesto will ever make progressives love the land of the free. No matter how much the left whines, America has, is, and will always be the tops.

Good luck trying to change our minds:

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