The DMV runs as smoothly as Amy Schumer clears hurdles at a track meet. I'd compare their speed of fulfilling their duties to a snail's pace, but that would be a disservice to the noble escargot. But it gets worse. Nevada's DMV is handing out voter registrations to people who have zero right to vote.

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Nevada’s Secretary of State blamed the Department of Motor Vehicles voter registration process for adding people to the state voter rolls who were not U.S. Citizens.

“It has come to our attention that when offering voter registration opportunities to customers, DMV’s employees offer voter registration materials to DMV customers whom they know to be non-citizens based upon their presentation of a Green Card for identification purposes,” Cegavske wrote.

“More specifically, it is our understanding that some DMV employees have been instructed to accept registration materials from all customers, including those who present a Green Card for identification purposes…This practice must cease immediately. Please take appropriate actions, as we have reason to believe that non-citizens have unlawfully registered to vote in Nevada as a direct result of DMV’s practices. Moreover, we now have confirmed that some non-citizens illegally cast votes in the 2016 election.”

I bolded the last statement. Based on the voting records of people who take the law as seriously as a transwoman takes basic biology, we should assume these ninnymuggins cast their vote for Queen Screech of the Blessed Pantsuit.

The same wizards of law at the DMV (a state government bureaucracy) are but a microcosm of government employee attitudes. So carry DMV's "incompetence" all the way up the federal ladder. Sleep tight.

No, it's not paranoia. Illegals, hardened convicts, and the deceased have a knack for voting Democrat. When voter fraud is uncovered, the fraudulent votes usually are for Democrats (read Second Project Veritas Video Exposes MASSIVE Democrat Voter Fraud and Uh Oh: Jill Stein’s Michigan Recount Finds Voter Fraud… From Democrats!). Sensing a pattern here?

Voter fraud exists (see REPORT: Dead and Jailed Voters Cast Ballots in FL Sheriff’s Election. But You’re Just Paranoid…). Normally, we'd argue flashing a bit of ID at the polls would solve the problem. Except in this case, the same dunces who are dishing out the voter registrations are the same dunces who issue IDs. We'd normally call this a "conflict of interest," but here it's just liberalism in full swing. The more the illegal and criminal element casts votes for big government shills, the more government continues to grow like a giant tumor taking root in the already bloated belly of a fat-pride advocate. It's a tough one to spot, but the cancer is still there...

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