A new Quinnipiac poll came out today and, as shocking as this may sound to you... you know what? Better sit down for this one. Hillary Clinton isn't doing well. Shocker.

This word cloud describes Hillary the best. It's a compilation of words people think when Hillary Clinton comes to mind. LIAR, UNTRUSTWORTHY and DISHONEST. Which are kind of synonyms of each other, just saying.

Hold onto your butts, because that's not even the best part. You know how Hillary Clinton is the first woman to run for President and is going to be the first woman to run for President and all the women are going to rally behind her because she's going to break through the glass ceiling as the first woman to run for president?

LOL at that...

New Quinnipiac poll, Check out Hillay's unfavorability AMONG WOMEN: http://t.co/8zOHINEt32 pic.twitter.com/dGM1oW794e

— Charmaine (@CharmaineYoest) August 27, 2015

As for why women don't like her, who knows? Could they just be catty? Is it because she's too cold and calculating? Is it because they like their other women to be... um what's the word, "feminine?" Ten bucks says it's the unflattering pant suits. Or the robotic way she talks. Or the bad joke about Snapchat.

Maybe it's because she killed a guy.

Either way, after spending eight years making sure the Democrat Party didn't build up a candidate who could've competed with her, she's their only hope. Hillary. Their only hope.

LOL at them. So much LOL at them.