If you heard that a man randomly decided to attempt vivisection on some random guy on the street, in what city would you believe it occurred? I'll give you three guesses, but you'll probably just need one. Ready? New York City. Now, you might have said San Francisco or Seattle or Portland or Chicago... And you could be forgiven, but I'm guessing New York was the first one that came to mind.

While walking down 135 West 36 St, our dissecting dirtbag decided to try to disembowel a random passerby around 12:50 am on Wednesday, reports the Daily Mail. A nearby surveillance camera caught the attack.

You can see this stabby sh*tbag walk up behind his victim and go in for the kill. Luckily, the man had some fight in him and managed to thwart him just enough to scamper away, as the piece of trash decides to calmly go on about his merry way.

The 34-year-old victim is in critical but stable condition with a "deep abdominal wound." Stabby McStab-Stab is still out on the loose, and the NYPD is asking anyone who might have information to contact their tips line, offering $3500 in reward money.

Of course, even if this monster is apprehended, he'll probably be back out on the street within hours and stabbing someone else just as soon as he can go home and grab his favorite steak knife or something. Or maybe he'll graduate to a machete or something. But hey! Someone will have an extra $3500 in their pocket, so--I mean--silver lining.

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