There are more important things going on in the world than football, sure. Chalk this up to gallows humor. Because when most brands get blasted for posting something pro-Israel, it's usually from pro-terrorism stans like congresswoman Rashida Tlaib and social media influencer Rep. AOC. NFL fans have their priorities in check. THEY blast the posts because of how horrible their teams suck.

Fans of the 0-5 Carolina Panthers are especially down bad. This was supposed to be their year with #1 draft pick Bryce Young. Instead...

“If this is an attempt to distract us from going 0-5 it’s not working”

“Need stand wit the damn fanbase and get a new front office and Oline”

“This team is a devastating attack to my mental health”

“n***, we need to stand up for a god damn win”

Fans of the 1-4 New Jersey Giants (there is only one New York team) are down bad too.

"Why don't you win a game"

"Stand with getting a new offensive line"

"Evan Neal commits several senseless terrorist acts every game"

"how about stand with your quarterback and block for him"

But no one has it worse than the New England Patriots. They're not used to sucking as bad as they do, and it appears we have the answer as to if Tom Brady or Bill Belichick were the ones responsible for the team winning games.

Patriots fans have their priorities in line:

"I will be mourning the loss of our offense"

"saw this and initially thought he dropped a statement about yesterday's performance"

"let's talk about the horrific attacks in our last two games, bro"

"But enough about our offense this season..."

Some of us don't have these issues. Our teams (Go Bills) have winning records that allow us to focus on world events and what really matters. I didn't have the strength to go through the responses from Jets fans.

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