As a child, nothing was more embarrassing than mom giving you a swat on the tush, in public, for grabbing candy that wasn't yours. Now imagine the U.N.'s embarrassment when Nikki Haley threatens to take away their allowance.

Nikki Haley is our spirit animal this week. Here she is, spanking the U.N. for singling out the U.S. on the president's decision to recognize Jerusalem as Israel's capital. We already given the UN more cash than they have immorality. Do we have to mother them too?

You could cut the tension in the room with a dull knife. Dull from all the head hacking from a #NotAllMuslim terrorist:

When a nation is singled out for attack in this organization, that nation is disrespected. What's more, that nation is asked to pay for the privilege of being disrespected. In the case of the United States, we are asked to pay more than anyone else for that dubious privilege.

The United States will remember this day in which it was singled out for attack in the general assembly for the very act of exercising our right as a sovereign nation. We will remember it when we are called upon, to once again, make the world's largest contribution to the United Nations. And we will remember it when so many countries come calling on us, as they so often do, to pay even more and to use our influence for their benefit.

America will put our embassy in Jerusalem. That is what the American people want us to do. And it is the right thing to do. No vote in the united nations will make any difference on that.

Methinks she deserves some kind of award for being such a badass with an un-aging face. Tell us, where is the fountain of youth? But she's right. The U.N. was disrespectful, selfish, and ignorant of the history of the Middle East. We can't blame them, they have sucky education systems. That, and blinding anti-Semitic bias. Toss up which is worse.

We've been waiting decades for UN to get their hides chapped. Thank the flying spaghetti monster Haley is knocking these bastards around. They need it.

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