A new woke Christmas-themed advertisement has come out, just in time to ruin everything. This time, the Norwegian postal service has decided that the best way to market its services is to make Santa Claus a homosexual who is apparently cheating on Mrs. Claus with some guy every Christmas.

In an ad entitled, “When Harry Met Santa,” an emaciated Santa—presumably suffering from some mysterious sexually transmitted disease that may or may not be known for causing such a gaunt appearance—engages in an emotionally intimate relationship with a man until he can finally get the post office to give him a hand. And with the spare time he has, well, he chooses to use it making out with another man.

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“Your beard tastes like another man. Do you do this at every house?”

Why does Santa have to be queer to push using the post office for gift delivery? Your guess is as good as mine. But we can all agree it’s completely unnecessary.

What is necessary, since this terrible ad has slithered its way onto the interwebs, is I must now explain to my daughter that Santa is fake, we made him up, because she doesn’t need to be introduced to homosexuality through woke advertising.

Crowder and crew had plenty more to say about the matter.

“Hey, come over here and sit on Harvey Milk-&-Cookies’ lap.”

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