Tiffany Gomas. She is the "that motherf*cker's not real" airplane meltdown lady. She has been identified by the New York Post.

And the meltdown was all about AirPods. Funny, because that is what Carrot Top said and I had no idea what he was talking about.

Gomas didn't get into a fight with the Lizard King or a Freemason. She got into a fight with family.

The argument had started when Gomas fell out with relatives she was traveling with, accusing them of stealing her AirPods, the cops said. The female then started claiming the aircraft was not safe and did not want the aircraft to leave due to her believing it would not make it to its destination.

Hey, let he (or she) without sin. Amirite? We have all gotten into fights with family members while traveling. Traveling sucks. Especially air travel. You're rushing to leave. Your aunt or cousin forgets to pack your AirPods. You freak out like this:

Where I am overwhelmed with disappointment is with everyone else who was at Dallas-Ft. Worth International Airport that day. Because Gomas tried to get back on the plane MULTIPLE TIMES and none of you had your iPhones out? Even when the police found her outside while she was waiting for an Uber to give her criminal trespass notice, which must have been another incident because she refused to show ID or sign it. What have we been telling you about doing it for the content?

Gomas is a marketing executive, or at least was before the embarrassing incident, and according to the New York Post was named a 2017 Rising Star. Her advice to the youth?

Be open to learn all that you can.

Be flexible.

Build relationships.

And most importantly...work hard and play hard.

The mystery has been solved. Well, mostly. Screaming "that motherf*cker is not real" at a family member over AirPods still doesn't make a lick of sense. I feel like we still need a video from her explaining what happened in detail. Tiffany Gomas owes us that much.

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