The viral video sensation of a crazy lady on an airplane -- who may have been drunk or on edibles -- can't stop and won't stop finding its way around the internet. It has even implicated comedian Carrot Top. Now, there is an extended director's cut of what happened prior to the woman screaming "That motherf*cker's not real."

To recap how we got here, "Everyone can either believe it or they can not believe it. I don’t give two f*cks. But I am telling you right now, that motherf*cker back there is not real. And you can sit on this plane and you can f*cking die with them or not. I’m not going to."

Turns out there was someone in between who had their phone out faster. Though, they only get a 4/10 for this. This is NOT what we consider doing it for the content. There wasn't even an attempt to get good footage. And we still don't know who this not real motherf*cker is.

Though, we did get to see flight attendants attempt to reason with the dingbat. They even looked for a volunteer to sit between her and the "not real" mystery man.

It wasn't enough. She needed to get off the plane right then, and nuts to everyone else who was stuck in Dallas for three hours.

We are still nowhere close to the bottom of the mystery of who this not real motherf*cker was. SPOILER: It wasn't this guy. Though this video did crack me up.

At this point, the biggest mystery isn't the alleged lizard person as much as it is the woman. How has no one gotten her side of the story yet? Why has she not gotten on social media and GIVEN her side of the story? We The Content have not been this enthralled with something so silly since the vaping Waffle House ninja.

Maybe this woman was the one who wasn't real and WE'RE the ones hallucinating. I keep hearing that "mass psychosis formation" is a thing. She must be who people are talking about.

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