Jeffrey Epstein killed himself like Facebook loves conservatives. Jeffrey Epstein killed himself like Hillary Clinton won the election. Jeffrey Epstein killed himself like Harvey Weinstein asked for consent. Also agreeing that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself only if "suicide" really means "homicide," famous pathologist Dr. Michael Baden who was asked by Epstein's brother to monitor the Epstein autopsy. He appeared on Fox&Friends to share his findings:

From FoxNews:

“Those three fractures are extremely unusual in suicidal hangings and could occur much more commonly in homicidal strangulation,” Baden, who is also a Fox News contributor, said.

Fox notes that Michael Baden has probed cases involving O.J. Simpson, John F. Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Phil Spector, Aaron Hernandez and others.

“I’ve not seen in 50 years where that occurred in a suicidal hanging case,” the 85-year-old medical legend told Fox News.

That's because Epstein killed himself by using another person's help. If by "help" we mean he didn't ask for it so much as tried to escape from the help, only to be strangled to death for being so rude.

Epstein's brother hired this doctor because he, like all of us, smells a rat. King of the Pedophiles was seemingly getting ready to open his pervert mouth to let the secrets fly and names drop. Only to have second thoughts about this whole "staying alive" racket. Second opinion warranted.

You're not crazy for thinking all this is a little too conspiratorial and House of Cards feeling. We are talking about a case that starts and ends with PEDOPHILE ISLAND. Whether or not Baden's findings will lead to a homicide investigation, doubtful.

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